whatevachild:

clannyphantom:

would you still love me if i had this theme?

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the divorce papers would hit you so fast that you’d need reconstructive surgery.

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firemen:

rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

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hatin:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that zac efron has a yolo tattoo

(via jagkcitybitch)

dxmndelion:

how much would it cost to buy fall out boy

(via jagkcitybitch)

xxxkit:

imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk

(via textpostsrus)

foodnun:

What

fraternityboy:

why is “in cahoots with” not a relationship option on facebook

(via the-goat-that-rocked)

toastdurr:

"ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ "

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xseahavenx:

thedapper-dyke:

If by ‘fuck the police’ you mean fuck the corrupt, prejudiced, racist system then yes, fuck the police, but if you mean fuck the police for stopping you from smoking weed and getting away with illegal behaviour then no, fuck you.

THIS

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firelorcl:

is that rachel berry

firelorcl:

is that rachel berry

(via the-goat-that-rocked)

koalatea:

straight guys out here with their “i wreck the pussy” bullshit but can’t even say the word vagina without getting uncomfortable 

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