New Girl - Emojis

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stonelykos:

Girl Interrupted (1999)

stonelykos:

Girl Interrupted (1999)

untexting:

it’s so sad when you crave someone you can’t have

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unamusedsloth:

Well, at least the day can’t get any worse.

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dragon-in-a-fez:

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

you just put every marriage counsellor out of business

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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What do you call a girl with a penis?

sunwillswallow:

sparkzter:

Her name.

reblogging again because this post has less than 4000 notes but the one about trans men has over 20k

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Reblog if you want your followers to ask you anything they’re curious about.

absentions:

girls who can run in heels should be feared

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moseby:

im pretty sure owning a frozen yogurt machine would solve 100% of my problems

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